Elba being Bond would make my life, but as long as pictures like this keep appearing i’ll be happy.
Great night last night! I had so many cocktails (including an appletini! It wasn’t even that nice I just wanted one).
Today I have awoken to the worst period pain I have had in my life. It’s as if Satan himself is trying to torture me for not having a hangover.
I have to go on a bus to Dumfries today and I’m taking my hot water bottle with me!
LOOK HOW HAPPY THAT FOX IS.
I don’t care whatever stupid ass reasons people have to say that fox hunting is ok, it’s never fucking ok. No kind of animal cruelty is fine, it should never be. I usually have a big list of reasons as to why people who want to bring this back are complete pricks, but I’ve just woken up and forgotten.
I love animals, and I can’t stand to see them hurt, or cold, or abused, I always have to do something about it.
Listening for today, I’m getting rid of the blonde.
My hair needs a break, I hope I’m not going to regret this…
I don’t know if I want to add 3 minutes on to my having-to-go-outside-to-get-food-or-starve-mission by getting a greggs. I have to go to the shop to get fags anyway, and I want more than a pepperami and some crisps.
The fake blood I had on last night has stained my face, and I honestly don’t have the motivation to try and get any more of it off before I go. Thankfully I’m not bothered if people judge me. I need sausage rolls.
Yip, I’m going. Damn pastry!
God dammit. Could there be any whiter girlier problems than mine?